Thanks for the ridiculous shipment notification, powermax!
Thank you for your order. We appreciate your business, and have the tracking information below.
If you’re not overly familiar with Oregon, or Oregonians in particular, here are some thoughts to ponder as you wait for your goodies.
Some people refer to Oregonians as tree huggers. It’s true, most of us love our trees, and in fact are willing to put up with all the rain just so we can keep lovin’ ‘em. We also call all our beaches simply: The Coast. We like to think of it as one long sandbox. When we feel a little too harried, we just go down to the coast, crack open a bottle of one our famous Northwest microbrews, and sit in the rain watching the waves. Even if you don’t live near our coast, if you start to get antsy about when your package is going to arrive, just picture sitting on that beach, imagining the pounding of the waves and the sounds of nature (your buddy’s belch from the beer doesn’t count), and soon everything’s gonna be all right.
We sincerely thank you for your business… and if you don’t have a tree around to hug, find someone you love!
Your order was shipped via UPS on Wednesday, 7/29/2009 and should be arriving soon.
