And Matthew explains why the corn industry has its sticky hands wrapped around America’s … uh … you get the picture.
Trying to glamorize candy corn will do nothing to its shitty taste.The taste of wax, chalk and some sort of watered-down honeycheese product continues to be for the children.
It’s October. Talk shit about candy corn and I’ll carve out your tongue with this goddamn plastic-handled pumpkin saw.
BTW, these are the actual industry-approved candy corn ingredients:
1. Yellow
2. Orange
3. Corn Syrup
4. White
5. Fucking delicious
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And Matthew explains why the corn industry has its sticky hands wrapped around America’s … uh … you get the picture.
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It’s October. Talk shit about candy corn and I’ll carve out your tongue with this goddamn plastic-handled pumpkin saw....
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corn. Even the name doesn’t sound very appetizing.
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