Young dudes in SF be mad desperate.
- audrey jones: oh geeze...
- audrey jones: so i was riding home from jeff and les's
- audrey jones: and some dude on a BIKE RIDES PAST ME
- audrey jones: and says something to me
- audrey jones: so i just say hello or something
- audrey jones: then he turns around and starts fllowing me
- audrey jones: and i stop coz i dont want him to follw me home
- audrey jones: and t's some hipsterlooking dude
- audrey jones: and he keeps asking if he can kiss me
- audrey jones: and im all...uhhh....ummmmmmm
- nathanjones: weird
- audrey jones: and then he's trying to convince me his name is something totally silly...and i didnt believe him
- audrey jones: so he says "if i prove it to you can i kiss you"
- audrey jones: so im like uhhhhhhh sure
- audrey jones: so of course he was right..and then he starts getting all grabby touchy
- audrey jones: and so this dude was like 21
- nathanjones: omg
- nathanjones: you hit that shit?
- audrey jones: and he kept trying to shove his tounge down my throat
- audrey jones: Jesus says you cant do that unless you are married nate
- audrey jones: so then i rode back to jeffs...and he stared following me
- audrey jones: and hecrashed his bike and was laying in the middle of the street
- audrey jones: saying "look what you did to me"
