Hi tumbly

Wear your scars with pride son, cuz your shorts are now ash in a fire pit.

yesyesyesyes:

I have been away for a bit I APLOGICZE SOM MUCCCH.

Mostly in the country. I got branded by a hot bbq fork thanks to Gordon and i have a gigantic weird cutt on my butt and tony immolated my favorite seersucker reiss shorts but i apparently deserved it because I kept taking my penis out and asking everyone why they were afraid of cock and then i passed out in the grass and Colm compared me to the retarded dude from What’s eating gilber grape, which is apt, b/c Leonardo was HOT in that movie.

That’s basically it.

My name is Gordon.
I live in New York and work on Views.fm.

This blog rarely has to do with either of those things.

twitter.com/gordoncc

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