Mixed emotions

thegovernment:

I’m not sure I should feel excited that Mr. Obama wants to give me more authority over your everyday lives, or offended that he finds my size inadequate.  The ladies have never complained before. Heyooooo!

Seriously though, I was really hoping to hear something about funding for a new fleet of black helicopters.  Maybe next week.

My name is Gordon.
I live in New York and work on Views.fm.

This blog rarely has to do with either of those things.

twitter.com/gordoncc

view archive